So I was strolling around the internet the other day when I came upon a picture of Angelina Jolie with that menacing sexual expression she so often wears, with her body half submerged in water, her hair perfectly slicked back. Then Saturday I was putzing around the video store doing my weekly thing, when I saw this same picture on the back of Beowulf.
Okay, now I never saw this film but I knew it was all cg. But since Angelina Jolie looks exactly the same as she does in real like, what’s the point of cg?
And Ray Winstone? Now I’ve got nothing against Ray, but what’s the point of modeling the main character after him when they’re shaving off all his daddy weight?
Beowulf: biggest example of the misuse of cg of the past decade. Ew.
March 31, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Haha! I agree, I also don’t think Angelina Jolie is pretty but I think I am one of the only people in this world that thinks that
April 7, 2008 at 12:46 am
Did you notice how, on that poster/cover, her lighting fades from bright to dark across her body, then is suddenly like SPOTLIGHT on her breast? I laughed – “What does this add say the movie is really about…”